Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter

eatonphil 210 points 26 comments August 20, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (18 comments)

dgrin91

Hilarious. I have subscribed and put it in production already. One (actual) suggestion - the marquee at the top scrolls a little fast and I can't really read it. Make it a little slower. I asked OpenWouter to do it, but it said nee.

pm90

We need more QuinnyPigs in Tech.

irl_zebra

{ "ok": false, "model": "wouter-1", "wouter": "Nee.", "reason": "Wouter is on holiday. He told you about this in March.", "wouter_status": "on_holiday", "tokens_read": 0 } This is just fantastic.

yieldcrv

Now on docker

JSR_FDED

Integration roadmap. DAY 60 We propose a standing Monday sync. DAY 61 There is no standing Monday sync. This is going to be a reverse acquisition where Wouter ends up running Stwipe.

AnthonyR

Now why and how the f-- do you own stwipe.com ?

srean

If only they can wope in Johnathan Ross. Liked his interview of Womesh Wanganathan.

hmokiguess

The names reminded me of https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/pull/1027

close04

I am mildly disappointed that a Dutch model experiences 0 hallucinations, as per their invented numbers.

thepaulthomson

haha I read most of this page out aloud in my head and it was even funnier

alexgandy

Reminds me of this gem: https://theonion.com/tony-womo-out-three-to-four-weeks-with-...

DerDerDaIst

makes more sense than a lot of prompts i got answered and paid for

sailfast

Jaaaaa Goed gedaan oer!

orthecreedence

> Numbers invented for this slide, in the industry tradition. Holy shit, I love it.

minraws

Best deal of the century multi-trillion dollar future guaranteed.

pietro72ohboy

Goed gedaan Wouter!

lagrange77

Godverdomme

babblingfish

Reminds me of the "No" Koan[1] [1] https://www.pacificzen.org/library/starter-kit-for-the-koan-...

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