Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter
eatonphil
210 points
26 comments
August 20, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (18 comments)
dgrin91
Hilarious. I have subscribed and put it in production already. One (actual) suggestion - the marquee at the top scrolls a little fast and I can't really read it. Make it a little slower. I asked OpenWouter to do it, but it said nee.
pm90
We need more QuinnyPigs in Tech.
irl_zebra
{ "ok": false, "model": "wouter-1", "wouter": "Nee.", "reason": "Wouter is on holiday. He told you about this in March.", "wouter_status": "on_holiday", "tokens_read": 0 } This is just fantastic.
yieldcrv
Now on docker
JSR_FDED
Integration roadmap. DAY 60 We propose a standing Monday sync. DAY 61 There is no standing Monday sync. This is going to be a reverse acquisition where Wouter ends up running Stwipe.
AnthonyR
Now why and how the f-- do you own stwipe.com ?
srean
If only they can wope in Johnathan Ross. Liked his interview of Womesh Wanganathan.
hmokiguess
The names reminded me of https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/pull/1027
close04
I am mildly disappointed that a Dutch model experiences 0 hallucinations, as per their invented numbers.
thepaulthomson
haha I read most of this page out aloud in my head and it was even funnier
alexgandy
Reminds me of this gem: https://theonion.com/tony-womo-out-three-to-four-weeks-with-...
DerDerDaIst
makes more sense than a lot of prompts i got answered and paid for
sailfast
Jaaaaa Goed gedaan oer!
orthecreedence
> Numbers invented for this slide, in the industry tradition. Holy shit, I love it.
minraws
Best deal of the century multi-trillion dollar future guaranteed.
pietro72ohboy
Goed gedaan Wouter!
lagrange77
Godverdomme
babblingfish
Reminds me of the "No" Koan[1] [1] https://www.pacificzen.org/library/starter-kit-for-the-koan-...