Stripe is down

rethab

> As of 07:55 UTC, we are experiencing issues with the Dashboard, Express Dashboard on all platforms and Mobile surfaces. We’re continuing to investigate and will post further updates. API requests and payment processing are unaffected by this issue. https://status.stripe.com/

A_Duck

Payment links still seem to be working. Just the dashboard?

ChrisMarshallNY

This might be a slightly more useful link: https://downdetector.com/status/stripe/

ramon156

Link is to the dashboard? I do not have a stripe account

frereubu

https://status.stripe.com/

AJRF

I think Azure exploded and knocked a bunch of things offline

drob518

Sound of an old LP record scratch while the global economy grinds to a halt…

jagged-chisel

Looks like the dashboard was down. Payments continued to work. And I guess the dashboard is back up now?

01jonny01

It would be nice if they could reduce the dashboards memory consumption while they're at it!

mentalgear

Today's Downtime Mystery: Another instance of vibe-coding ? Did the pull request 'came from within the company' ?

zhisme

https://vibecoded.lol

dominotw

Stripe's "Minions": How AI agents write 1,300 PRs weekly with 0 human coding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Mi5SYSDnY