San Francisco Onion Futures Company
z-mach9
107 points
32 comments
September 19, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (15 comments)
Barbing
> FAQ >Is this legal? >Yes, to the best of our knowledge. 7 U.S. Code § 13-1 prohibits "contract[s] for the sale of [...] onions for future delivery [...] on or subject to the rules of any board of trade in the United States." The San Francisco Onion Futures Company is not a board of trade, defined as an "organized exchange or other trading facility". We sell contracts privately to individual buyers, and do not operate any exchange or secondary market. Performance art against that law? Also November onions are an absolute steal compared to the adjacent months!
cwal37
For those who don’t know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act (which also banned box office receipt futures) A fun thing is to go on FRED and make a graph with prices from onions and, say, corn to see the differences in volatility.
not-my-account
These onion prices are quite high! The novelty probably drives up prices. Too bad there isn’t a liquid market for onions
theogravity
How many onions / lbs does a contract represent?
wocram
These are 1 onion contracts? Outrageous!
yieldcrv
hell yeah, based
ElProlactin
Can we tokenize this or get some prediction markets going on Polymarket?
joegibbs
Why was the law against onion futures passed in the first place? Couldn’t the same scheme be done with garlic, or sweet potatoes, or turnips or something?
mimorigasaka
The people behind this are a real (if silly) student organization at UChicago and Northwestern campaigning for the legalization of onion futures trading. Sometimes they will aggressively hand out free onions to passerby on campus. It's quite entertaining. They have a website also: https://onionfutures.org
shoo
US Department of Agriculture publishes a national potato & onion report (issued daily!): https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/fvdidnop.pdf Readers may wish to skip ahead to page 4, where onions are discussed.
chirau
In an onion related note... is the "I sell onions on the internet" guy still around? I believe he was selling Vidalia onions.
haakon
Since this may be a legal gray area, they should host it on a Tor onion site.
charcircuit
>and for hedging risks associated with weather and market fluctuations Why don't existing futures cover this? Are onions unique in how sturdy they are? You can use derivatives of the weather itself even.
Reason077
Are these contract prices really "per onion"? Or are they actually per pound or per kg? Up to $9.39 seems very expensive if it's really the price for a single onion. I thought maybe they're some sort of special exotic onion variety, but I don't see anything to suggest that.
z-mach9
Looking forward to my 2 onions in November! Anyone have some good recipes?