Salesforce Global Outage

cyberpunk

That status page is the most salesforce thing ever. Scroll down. >_<

arionmiles

This is certainly a unique status page.

dboreham

At least now we can figure out what Salesforce does.

adamw2k

Perfect timing with Dreamforce this week.

sparkling

Remind me please, what are folks currently paying per seat for this glorified CRUD app?

theshrike79

Was it DNS? Any guesses? :)

mariopt

Could it be people doing Claude/GPT automations and they just can't handle it?

jtrn

And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.

AmazingTurtle

You better bet someone started their agents with a prompt "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"

danjc

It's dns isn't it

themgt

Never before in the history of global compute outages was so little lost by so many down servers, whose purpose was known to so few.

Havoc

So I guess today everyone gets actual work done

voidUpdate

Wow, the intern must have tripped over a very big power cable this time

danvesma

"Trust just got personal!"

ssk42

My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that

jackdecker

Ah yes. Exactly what a status page should look like: an endless list of random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever At least salesforce is consistent with their design language

chasd00

You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.

ownerr

Here is link to incident details: https://status.salesforce.com/incidents/20004433

cmiles8

Dreamforce, wake up. You’ve overslept!

aeneas_ory

It’s akways DNS or login