McDonald's Built a 515-Page Dossier on Me. It Says I'll Never Stop Eating There
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15 points
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August 13, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (1 comments)
gryfft
I'm definitely glad for this journalism, but find myself a bit surprised that a 515 page dossier's spiciest bit is apparently the metric referenced in the title (likelihood of customer attrition == 0.)