LLM Ass Bench
fragmede
147 points
43 comments
September 22, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (19 comments)
fragmede
The most important of benchmarks.
variety8675
The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me
spottedmarley
ASStra for the win!
Ancalagon
nsfw? but hilarious nonetheless
drywater2
Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.
winddude
haha, doing the important work!
ramon156
how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised
TutleCpt
The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?
Rapzid
We need Banana Bench next.
randomblock1
Now put them on a bike.
danbrooks
Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?
visiondude
i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind
sethkim
Folks, we've reached the top.
athrowaway3z
6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.
ravenstine
I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket ). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.
sergiotapia
But can we make thicc pelicans?
devinprater
Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.
kazinator
Origami Ass Dreamed up by Claude "Haiku" Unironically 折り紙臀 (origami den) ハイクの作品 (Haiku no sakuhin) 皮肉のない (hiniku-no-nai)
killingtime74
Why is this flagged? Isnt the readership adults? (Do children want to read these dry articles on tech?)