LLM Ass Bench

fragmede 147 points 43 comments September 22, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (19 comments)

fragmede

The most important of benchmarks.

variety8675

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

spottedmarley

ASStra for the win!

Ancalagon

nsfw? but hilarious nonetheless

drywater2

Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

winddude

haha, doing the important work!

ramon156

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

TutleCpt

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

Rapzid

We need Banana Bench next.

randomblock1

Now put them on a bike.

danbrooks

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?

visiondude

i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind

sethkim

Folks, we've reached the top.

athrowaway3z

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

ravenstine

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket ). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

sergiotapia

But can we make thicc pelicans?

devinprater

Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.

kazinator

Origami Ass Dreamed up by Claude "Haiku" Unironically 折り紙臀 (origami den) ハイクの作品 (Haiku no sakuhin) 皮肉のない (hiniku-no-nai)

killingtime74

Why is this flagged? Isnt the readership adults? (Do children want to read these dry articles on tech?)

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