JPMorgan warns Tesla stock could sink 60% in new note

freediddy 58 points 18 comments April 06, 2026
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WarmWash

Yeah, but are they factoring in tesla bots replacing all manual labor in the next 5 years while everyone rides robotaxis everywhere? With AI? And a TeraFab? And 3D datacetenter mass drivers on orbiting satellites to mars? Looks like classic manipulation so they can buy low before we hit $10T valuation

tmtvl

Maybe Trump should make another TV appearance promoting Tesla.

amai

Only 60% ? https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/tesla-europe-sales-2...

martythemaniak

I recently bought some TSLQ (2x short ETF) with a bit of play money after many years of being long on Tesla. I do think they're cooked at the current valuation and my thinking is pretty simple: almost the entirety of their valuation is predicated on near-instantaneous robotaxi rollout and a near monopoly on humanoids and neither of those are going to happen. None of the other businesses they've tried have worked and the car and storage businesses together are worth probably 15% of current valuation. So first, why is robotaxi not happening? Well, it is just not on the scale they need it to. In addition to Waymo, many other companies are working on driverless systems and they're all making good progress. nVidia has a full stack competitors based on VLA models, as do Chinese manufacturers etc. In short, we'll see capable self driving systems from probably a dozen companies world wide. Tesla has some advantage here, but real world acceptance and scaling are slow, trust in Tesla is low and most of their cars are physically incapable of running the size of models L4 systems will require. My 2022 Model Y has roughly the same processing power as my Rovers Jetson Orin Nano and that thing isn't driving itself. The humanoid part is even worse, Tesla has absolutely no structural advantages there - they're no better than Chinese companies at making the hardware and they're no better than the AI Labs at developing the models required. Also, again low trust. Tons of people will absolutely not let a tesla bot in their house. There's no reason to think they'll be wildly successful, and the actual capabilities and economic usefulness of humanoids are still some years away.

techgnosis

Good luck with that...fools errand

anizan

The difference in quality and performance between Tesla and the EVs from Hyundai, Toyota, Kia, and Nissan is closing fast. Tesla is stuck with marginal innovation and has to pull stunts like the Tesla Diner just to stay relevant in the news cycle.

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