'Jonathan' is the oldest land animal on Earth
gumby
114 points
44 comments
October 07, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (12 comments)
scun
> The results revealed that Jonathan has “unique gene variants in most aging pathways” including DNA repair, insulin regulation, mitochondrial function, and “low entropy” methylation, reports the study. min-maxing longevity vs speed and charisma
Ancalagon
He doesn't look a day over 90!
pil0u
Can't we just appreciate that exceptionality as it is? Somehow, I wish we would leave that creature alone. For once.
samudrijan
In the Leftovers people think living in Jarden is why they were left. Maybe St Helena is the new Jarden.
dyauspitr
Interesting so the oldest land animal hasn’t cracked 200 but stuff that lives in the sea can go for five or 600 years or more.
repeekad
> the samples were delivered from Saint Helena to Florida by the U.S. Space Force. ...why space force?
verdverm
he's so old, he's completely lost the hare /j
antonvs
> Stephen Clark, an aging researcher Shouldn’t they find a younger researcher?
calacatta
Every couple Summers Me and a couple hunters Like to row in from the Isle of Astonishing M* erf* ers
totetsu
Why was the us space force involved?
throwaway2046
https://archive.ph/jHHYp
usernametaken29
Hell yeah I’m down to become a turtle. Lay by the beach. Eat kelp. Awesome