I am retiring from tech to live offline
PinkG
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May 29, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (19 comments)
mrmarket
thank you for this. what a sacred journey you're embarking on. i hope to follow you - talking with a close friend now about becoming an elevator mechanic. my wife is pregnant so i have to find a profession that comes reasonably close to tech salaries. i've been writing poetry by hand. i think the world you envision is possible, and closer.
ismaelyws
Been thinking the same lately…
sublinear
Text inside images is not a11y. That's a paddlin'. I jest, but not really. There were already a ton of reasons tech might burn someone out and AI was the cherry on top.
elliotbnvl
This resonates with me as well. For more reasons than one: with the rise of AI (Mythos is but a pale forerunner) digital security — and by extension, digital privacy — has ceased to exist. The bomber will always win. The only way to win is not to play.
kamaitachi
I just retired after 40 years writing code. The last year or so wasn’t fun - battling with AI, trying to get it do what I wanted. For a long time, I thought I’d do a lot of hobby or open source coding when I retired. I haven’t even tried. I’m not burned out, but find I’ve lost the passion for coding I once had. Is that AI? Or is it me? Maybe as my retirement progresses, I can rekindle that passion, but as of now, I don’t miss tech. Sorry, got to go - my garden needs me :-)
narrator
This reminds me of the movie Edge of Tomorrow where the main character decides he doesn't want to fight the aliens today and instead goes into town to get a drink at the pub. The aliens still get him. Robots and stuff are going to start appearing everywhere soon. He's not going to like that. Hoodlums are probably going to start burglarizing his house with their robot accomplices. Then he won't be able to go outside because he doesn't have a robot bodyguard. His UBI would have paid him to stay inside and stare at the wall, but he won't sign up for that cause it requires a smartphone and an identity implant. Probably wind up homeless with a handwritten sign, "Destroy All Clankers! Anything (without an embedded microchip) helps."
ChrisArchitect
Earlier: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48315784
stego-tech
I'll never give up tech. It's a passion I've had since childhood, and a large part of what keeps me going in society is seeing the lights of the eyes brighten when someone discovers something new with technology that genuinely makes their life that much better than it was a moment ago. Not merely the flame of some dopamine hit of something shiny, but that genuine, " Thank you for helping me save an hour of my time/cross this chore off my list forever/give me back time , to live my life " sense. The fact so many of us are burning out so hard, so fast, so thoroughly despite tech being a passion genuinely worries me. These are otherwise brilliant people, well-read, modest intellectuals that are just sick of this anti-human society we've built, with the constant braying by Capitalist and Industrialist leaders that this thing is necessary or you will be left behind , in lieu of natural discovery and adoption and integration into our lives. We bought into it initially and for so long, even as time after time after time it proved to be empty, or shallow, or vapid, or hollow. Never life-changing, never society-changing, always enriching those with far too much by taking from those with far too little. I wish the OP well. I think we all need more offline time, if just to remind ourselves what the role of technology was always meant to be within it.
karmakaze
> 1980. Neo-Amish. I've not a new 'retirement' plan to voluntarily be stuck in the '80s.
chasd00
i got 9.5 years. 9.5 years and then I'm finally climbing off the stage, picking up my tips, and my dancing days are over. i'm counting it down.
runamuck
I love my current job, but also part of me thinks a Garbage Man would provide a cool experience. (I'm ok with the stinkiness). I just think about careening through the city at the crack of dawn, exploring every nook of my city. That or group fitness instructor.
mubaarakhassan
Good luck with what you're doing. It feels like everyone's shipping more but thinking less and with open source you really feel it with the PRs and issues. All the best!
keybored
Then they came for the programmers but there were no one to come for because they all have taken up farming.
ryanmcbride
I think about this a lot but I also kind of feel like I'll never truly be able to retire in a way that matters.
fullshark
The ideal career path https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1jgcfx9/pe...
thatmf
Must be nice.
leesec
Lol, had to tell the internet on his way out huh. He'll be back of course as he clearly values the internet and makes it part of his ego.
__mharrison__
Chad is one of the kindest souls I've ever met. Good luck off the grid! Also, how did he post this if he isn't using the Internet?
eej71
I am clearly in the minority in these parts. I find it intellectually alarming (but not surprising) that someone would say something like "[the north sentinelese tribe] are doing the rest of us a favor by preserving a way of life we may need again someday". "way of life" is doing a lot of obscuring here. It took centuries of hard work to leave that behind.