Chuck Norris has died

philipallstar

An absolute class act of a human. Life well lived.

halcdev

He finally defeated life

rwoerz

Death has Chucknorrised?

SV_BubbleTime

“We’d like to keep the circumstances private” Yes, but now I’m like, super suspicious.

WithinReason

I'm sure he'll get better soon

whizzter

The Grim Reaper wished that Chuck Norris had only come to play chess with him!

kyleee

How did he die?

huhkerrf

Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.

seydor

Chuck Norris let him win

westurner

Total Gym XLS has a 1-1.25" carriage bar for adding weight. 5gal bucket weights are the correct diameter to leave a gap between the weights and the floor. Chuck Norris facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts

ramesh31

Chuck Norris disagrees.

neurocline

Chuck Norris dominated WoW Barrens chat back in the day. It was kind of weird and amazing at the same time.

lhakedal

Death becomes Chuck Norris.

forinti

He was supposed to die last year, but death took a while to muster the courage to call him.

jonplackett

Chuck Norris doesn’t die. Death gets Chuck Norris.

looneysquash

There's not a body inside Chuck Norris's casket, there's just a fist.

booleandilemma

I'm surprised Chuck Norris agreed to this.

willio58

There was a period of like 2 years when I was a kid where chuck Norris jokes were all the rage on the playground and I made an iPhone app that listed them all. Jokes like “Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.” Anyway, I “built” this stupid app when I was like 13, copy-pasted like 300 jokes in there and a random one would show every time you tapped the screen. Chuck Norris’s estate blocked the app from going live. I wish I had printed that rejection out and framed it.

Noe2097

It's a trick; he will come back unscathed in the next episode.