Birds Are Shit
Tomte
18 points
8 comments
August 14, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (6 comments)
sagabai
Swans are overrated geese. But ducks are fine
leZon
ducks >>> all birds
ButlerianJihad
https://birdsarentreal.com/
waffletower
I am not sure that visitors will spend enough time to get the art. I attempted to give the carrion crow its due, noting 18 legitimate votes. But when I tried to add my rank it landed "the democratic process has collapsed".
rkapsoro
My beef with birds has always been that they treat the entire world as their toilet. Woe betide the creature who finds himself beneath a bird.
aagha
Interestingly, birds are the only other species--even amongst mammals--where male/female pairing ratios are nearly identical to humans.