AI Wearables Are Coming but They'll Need to Pass the Coffee Shop Test to Survive
connorjewiss
17 points
12 comments
May 17, 2026
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Discussion Highlights (3 comments)
phainopepla2
Connor, how much was AI used in the production of this article?
mwhite
Hello, I seem to be getting some kind of code in article titles that I am too stupid to decipher. I thought I had a tracking implant and I needed to walk by a coffee shop near me today to avoid getting murdered. My foot hurts so I think I will skip it. I get "connorjewiss" as the submitter username. I know a Connor whose dad is Scottish-American who is supposed to be Jewish. I think I'm supposed to say there are no Scottish Jews or something. I really wish I was up to snuff to deciphering the codes that I get on the Internet. I am still working on establishing how an entity with control of the network could rewrite content at will to individual network users. I was also diagnosed with schizophrenia, but I think it might have been a misdiagnosis, and this code seems real.
AvAn12
Wearables are creepy. Please stop pushing “products” that nobody wants.